areu:
You, being all mysterious with your cheekbones and turning your coat collar up so you look cool.
dorks.
Two adorable dorks
<3
George Michael Zimmerman, who shot and killed Trayvon Martin in cold blood: →
- He followed Trayvon because Trayvon was black.
- He called the police because Trayvon was black.
- He jumped out of his car because Trayvon was black.
- He got into a physical altercation with Trayvon because Trayvon was black.
- He shot Trayvon in the chest because Trayvon was black.
- He told…
"Doctor Who"
- JACK: Good evening. Hope we're not interrupting. (Shakes THE DOCTOR's hand.) Jack Harkness. I've been hearing about you on the way over.
- ROSE: He knows. I had to tell him about us being... time agents.
- JACK: It was a real pleasure to meet you, Mr. Spock. (Slaps THE DOCTOR on the back and walks off.)
- THE DOCTOR (incredulous): Mr. Spock?!
- ROSE: What was I supposed to say? You don't have a name! Don't you ever get tired of "doctor"? Doctor who?
Police Box Ring - With Prices! →
Sorry I couldn’t post this sooner! I was busy replying to all (I think thats all of em) of my emails and messages. Right now I have prices and I will soon have a time frame available. I will also be making the rings with blue Sapphire stones upon request. I just want to say that I greatly…
Well said, Wil.
- Woman: Can I have birth control?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
- Government: No.
- Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
- Government: No.
- Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
- Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
- Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
- Government: Too bad.
- Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
- Government: Do you have a penis?
- Man: YES, YES I DO!!
- Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
- Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
- Woman: But-
- Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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